Dear future hubster, I thought I would not set up criteria for your position, but I have come to the conclusion that having read and understood The Little Prince must be a prerequisite. It will make things easier for both of us.
Dear future hubster, according to this theory, you have been singing Geri Halliwell's Mi Chico Latino for the last two days. I can't help but wonder why.
Dear future hubster, if somebody asks me just one more time how come I'm still single while being so pretty and smart, I will tie them to the kitchen chair and give them a long lecture on how this has nothing to do with being smart or pretty. Or nice. Love is not a victory march.