My lava cake is as good as theirs

Dear future hubster,

you know how every Valentine's day I roll my eyes and say something like #FutureNotFlowers or "Send a girl to school"? 

It wouldn't be any different this year - were you around - as I would tell you that instead of spending an evening in a restaurant crowded with couples either smug or uncomfortable, getting probably overprized food while trying to not judge everybody around us, we should offer the same amount of money to do something good with it.

Thing is, we can. Thing is, I already have. Not only because you're not around so I don't need to look for heart-shaped business card holders or edible underwear, but also because you would like this idea, and you would donate too, and then we would have sent two girls to school. 

We can make dinner at home. I'll wear red if you'd like.