Monday, April 16, 2018

Or maybe they are just off sick

Dear future hubster,
should it ever occur to you that your future wife may be wearing skirts and dresses that arguably fall in the category of short, on occasions borderline tiny, consider that there may be a very strategic reason behind said length of said clothing items.
In times of torrential rains, dear future hubster, tights and skirts dry oh so much faster than trousers. Short skirts even faster.

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Insert worried emoji here

Dear  future hubster,
I had to realize that I'm the kind of person who would casually say in an everyday conversation things like "The semantic field is rather narrow" and "It's Danton and Robespierre all over again".
It remains to be determined whether that kind of person is called a showoff or a smartass.

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Yoohoo to the shoe

Dear future hubster, 
you have probably figured it out already, but I just realized now: if you will be the one proposing, it should totally happen in a shoe store. I don't necessarily expect you to get down on your knees and all that jazz, but if you feel the moment is right, and/or you have found the shoe that is right, I would be delighted to hear you say: "I think you should marry me wearing these". 
As for recognizing the right shoe, don't worry. As they say, when you see it, you will know.