Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Freedom is a serious affair

Dear future hubster,
please be aware that on her first day back to the so-called "real world", your future wife may display behaviours that seem strange to others. She may feel overwhelmed by the number of decisions she needs to take in the course of one single day, carefully choose a route to ensure that she doesn't have to turn left in an intersection that has no traffic lights (because her mental state doesn't allow her to handle that level of responsibility), be either timid or overly confident in a roundabout and will probably lose all remaining marbles when facing the toilet paper aisle in the supermarket. 
Bear with her. And maybe enroll her in a DIY version of social reintegration programme, for former inmates.

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