Wednesday, September 9, 2015

So please brush up on your Kundera

Dear future hubster,
please don't be surprised when you see me inspecting your book collection basically the first time you let me in your apartment. It will help me pick up hints about secret hidden corners of your personality, but more importantly, that way I could know whether you already own two of the most important books about (human) relationships.
It would be a huge relief if you did, because I usually hand them out upon breakups, and I have no intention quitting you.

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