Friday, October 17, 2014

çıkış

Dear future husbter,
all my open-minded pretend coolness vanishes at a blink of an eye when I have to travel with airlines that make their announcements first in a language I don't understand. Doesn't matter that their astronaut food is on the better end of the scale, that they are rather efficient and polite, not even that I get to sleep across the entire row, but what is this nonsense language they use? And why do they talk so much? And then why do they have to repeat everything in English AND French? And why don't they let me sleep? And why is it so cold? And now why is it so warm? And why do my headsets not work? And why does it take so long to cross this vaste continent? Why is the Sahara so big? When can I take a shower?

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