Dear future hubster,
I do understand what offside means. I even recognize Michel Platini on the tribune. (Is it just me, or all UEFA officials have the same tie?) But that doesn't stop me from 1. doing my nails during Poland-Russia and 2. noticing how Andriy Shevchenko looks like Brandon Flowers.

Dear future hubster,
I think you should be proud of me. I don't panick any more when I realize I missed my turn. I just decide I turn around at the next roundabout and everything will be fine. Ok, the next roundabout may be a few kilometers away, but hey! one step at the time, ok?