Dear future hubster,
We are in tornado-land now. Yesterday afternoon I had to mentally get ready to hide in the bathtub, with the mattress over me. I'm sure you would have laughed at me a lot. I did too, when I pictured myself in there.
But you know, it was a scary thought. Next time something similar happens, please pretend you're trained for tornado watches and tell me it's going to be ok. You know that I believe everything I hear.